GordieHowe's Comments

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Pretentious Game 3	Jul. 18, 2013 Rating: 0 Absolutely beautiful
One and One Story	Jul. 23, 2012 Rating: 6 Games like this need their own category. All very moving. The gameplay isn't too hard and you are provided with an excellent and moving story as you progress. "Pure genius" is all I have to say to the creator of this game and all games like it.
Top Shot: The Game	Jul. 23, 2012 Rating: -2 @hengdog: There is no next level to advance to after the contestant challenge. The contestant challenge is the last one in each set of challenges.
Frontier	Jul. 22, 2012 Rating: 1 @AxXiS ProxZ: In the bottom left, there is a tiny little search bar. Type in Axel and it will show you where it is.
Globetrotter XL	Jul. 16, 2012 Rating: 3 Sometimes I just read these places like this -> ?????,?????. So I just shoot a flag at Africa.
CellCraft	Jul. 15, 2012 Rating: 7 And thus Perry the Platyous was born.
Political Compass	Jul. 14, 2012 Rating: 1 Closest to Thacther. Although I think I could be pushed more to the right.
The Undead Survival Test	Jul. 10, 2012 Rating: 3 I take the injured puppy with me, so I have no compassion whatsoever?
Deadly Neighbours	Jun. 30, 2012 Rating: 0 Trolls? TROLLS?! KILL THEM! KILL THEM ALL! MAKE THEM DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS!
Sugar, sugar 2	Jun. 28, 2012 Rating: 3 Though teleporting sugar is a genius idea, in the state of California, it has been found to cause cancer. Just like eating apples, washing your hands, and anything else you can think of.
Crush the Castle	Jun. 23, 2012 Rating: 5 Knight: Oh my God! What happened?! Survivor: Well, the queen accidentally bumped into the king and... it was just nasty. There was blood everywhere.
Jelly Escape	Jun. 21, 2012 Rating: 2 This is very laggy.
New Star Soccer	Jun. 21, 2012 Rating: 14 Skill Assessor: Power? Perfect. Vision? Excellent. Free Kicks? Pristine. Technique? Flawless. Pace? Impeccable. Alrighty then, 3rd league it is.
Santa Rockstar 4	Jun. 14, 2012 Rating: 0 Whatever herald angel was harking is apparently pretty hardcore.
Rubble Trouble New York	Jun. 14, 2012 Rating: 8 Are you kidding me? Larry needs to man up a just jump. =P
Roller Coaster Adventure	Jun. 11, 2012 Rating: 2 'Tis a sad day when one of the top comments is under the rating threshold.
Freeway Fury 2	Jun. 11, 2012 Rating: 14 I am very impressed with this driver's ability to catch up with a vehicle going over 60 mph with a single bound.
Epic Combo!	Jun. 11, 2012 Rating: 4 Turtle shells are apparently indestrutible. I suppose that's why Mario was never able to break a Koopa shell. Thank you for helping us realize that, ArmorGames.
The Squirrel Game	Jun. 06, 2012 Rating: -1 My squirrel just evaded a dragon... therefore your argument is invalid.
Elements	May. 22, 2012 Rating: 0 Grr... For the past 2 days I have been trying to make an Elements account and it keeps telling me "couldn't connect to server."