This game could be really fun if the golden goose bonus was'nt endless because all of the obstacles disapear as soon as you get it.Just boring.just fix this glitch.2/5
I will not stand for this Pinky! You let them go! They're just poor little oarnges! What? You work for tropicana? Still! Its not right! What do you mean you CANT HAVE ME YELLING! I have rights! Let them GO!Get back Clyde. We are on a cliff! quit Pushing ME! Oarnges! Run away! save yourselves I will try and break free! your pushing is too strong... at the edge of the cliff... will not survive-AUUUUUUUUUUuuuugggghhh-*
pssst... over here... pinky and clyde were chasing me but I jumped in this bush very quickly.I guess the running was tiring them out and that was messing with there brain.They set up camp practically right beside me so I cant move.I canonly hope that- OH CRAP they heard me. please dont see me, please dont see me...OW! They saw me! They most definetly saw me! I gotta go! AUUGGGHHH!
uuuuuhhh.. hello? huh- Ha! Ive got you now- Awww... there gone. hello. If you havent been following my survivor logs I will tell you a brief summary. Pinky and Clyde are trying to kill me. last night Clyde hit me over the head with a rock and i awoke in this place. Pinky is gone now but im positive he will return. I dont know where clyde is but- OH MY GOD! GET AWAY FROM ME! IM WARNING YOU! Its inky and blinky! They must be thier henchman! GET AWAY WITH THAT SAMURIA SWORD! Honestly, where do they get this stuff? Oh god. Pinky's back. Oh good lord... HE'S CHARGING AT ME WITH A MACHINE GUN! Iv'e got to make a run for it. AUUUUUGGGHH! I'll report back... if I survive...
The last level isnt exsactly the hardest.This game took me about 25 minutes.(by the way... pinky is still after me. he has been hiding or something.I think he is armed with a sniper. hes not a very good shot though because I think hes been shooting at me and missing. I dont know if clyde is still with him. Im going to try to sneak away nery quietly and-owwww-**
Uhhhh... huh whats going on- HEY! Clyde and Pinky stole my stuff! They're probably hiding nearby... HA! I've got you! What were you thinking hiding behind a tree? Who thought of that? You Pinky? Ha! I thought you were the smart one! Go kill Pacman or something. What? What do you mean you already did? OH MY GOD! Is that Pacmans head on a stick!? YOU MONSTERS! Hey! Drop that stick! Quit swinging it! You mad man! Auuuggh-*
NOW I've got you, Pinky! Why am I here again? Why are you here Pinky? YOU FOLLOWED ME!? AUUGGHH! NOW YOU CLYDE! DIE! DIE! DIE! What are you doing with that stick? Dont you dare swing that at me! Ha, you missed! What Pinky has a stick too? AAAAHH-*