The Brainless Techno Dipshit That is….LITTLEPINEAPPLE!!
karen:Gray, i broke my phone!
Me:How?
Karen: It fell outta my pocket and into a puddle.
Me: Does it still work?
Karen: No..it shattered and I put it back together but it wont turn on.
Me: Gimme a look (takes phone)
Karen: can you fix it? i need my numbers
Me: No.Are your numbers saved on your Sim card?
Karen: No….I saved them to the phone itself.
Me: Good luck getting them now….
Karen: DO YOU THINK I SAVED THEM ONTO THE PHONE BATTERY ASWELL?
HAHAHAHA! YOU ABSOLUTE FUC*ING DIPSHIT KAREN!!!!! XD XD XD XD
 "Grayson88")