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Royal Offense

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Oct. 19, 2013

Rating: 5

Unfortunately, the list of things wrong with this game is considerably longer than the list of things I enjoy about it. Scrolling across the map is a fun drain, yet is utterly necessary to keep new recruits relevant and tax collectors productive. The AI targeting is riddled with priority issues, leading to poor tax routes and constantly being flanked, which perpetuates a need to frequently drag every character on all sides of the map to save your formations from their own bad decisions. And yet the threats created by these problems aren't enough to make up for how easy the game is overall. They just result in more deaths, so more recruiting and more tedious map scrolling. Eventually the game evokes a "why am I even bothering?" response. If the maps were half the size, or even if they were just zoomed out 25%, this game would be substantially more playable.

Paladog

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Jun. 06, 2012

Rating: 9

I'm fairly certain that 4-15 on Hell mode is actually impossible to get 3 stars on. It's very frustrating to get 359/360 stars and get stuck on a level over which I have no control whatsoever. I either have to keep trying and hope for a lucky draw, which hasn't happened in 3+ hours of trying, or go back through the whole 20 hour game again on a lower difficulty. Considering the gameplay itself isn't really that enjoyable, I feel like the game just shot me a gigantic middle finger.

SCGMD4

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Feb. 11, 2012

Rating: 14

Good luck trying to get any amount of pizza delivered for only $3.50.

Color Pic-a-Pix Light Vol 1

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Feb. 01, 2012

Rating: -13

This game helps a lot with my ancient philosophy class. My professor is REALLY Russian.

Ultimate Santa Battle

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Dec. 26, 2011

Rating: -13

I don't know what it is about Nerdook games, but they always leave me feeling like I just wasted my time. Easily my least favorite of Kong's regulars.

Stick Hero Idle 2

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Sep. 20, 2011

Rating: 0

I don't understand how looting/rare drops work. Anyone care to explain?

Bubble Tanks 3

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Feb. 07, 2011

Rating: 2

I have loved the bubble tanks games, but this game lags to the point of not even being playable. And I have a pretty darn nice computer, too. I never do this, but I have to rank this game 0/5, and I reserve that ranking only for games that do not function at the very most basic level of playability.

Depict1

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Aug. 30, 2010

Rating: 7

I had to close the window before the last level. When I booted the game up again, it asked me if I wanted to continue or restart. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to pick the one I actually wanted to pick or not... For the record, "Continue" is continue and "Restart" is restart.

Civilizations Wars

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Apr. 09, 2010

Rating: 0

Unmanageable lag. Unbuyable skills. This is pretty weak.

A Knight's Story 2

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Dec. 29, 2009

Rating: 0

Did you know? The demographic of people who want interactive idle games is apparently pretty big.

Music Catch 2

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Aug. 05, 2009

Rating: 0

This is a really beautiful song that brings tears to my eyes every time I hear it. I found it on the internet somewhere, and I just fell in love with it. I think it really matches the mood of this game. http://digmedia.asu.edu/kahley/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/135-rickastley-nevergonnagiveyouup.mp3

A Knight's Story

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Aug. 02, 2009

Rating: 0

Do you stop getting money after 6 stars?

Shopping Cart Hero

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Jul. 31, 2009

Rating: 0

When you flip back, let the rocket shoot you straight up for a while. That gives you extra height/extra time to do your handstand. It helps a whole lot.

A Knight's Story

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Jun. 10, 2009

Rating: 0

Trista*

A Knight's Story

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Jun. 09, 2009

Rating: 0

Anyone know how many seconds are in one full 100 lvl completion?

LaserBox

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Jun. 01, 2009

Rating: 0

Good game, but I'm having some problems when I move the laser. The beams stay where they are, so the new laser doesn't do anything.

Draw-Play

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May. 26, 2009

Rating: 0

Yeah. Ironic that such a grammar fanatic should misspell the word "apostrophe."

Portal: The Flash Version

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Feb. 21, 2009

Rating: 0

You guys are having trouble with the first ones? You obviously aren't thinking with portals.

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