"General, a bunch of pacifist radicals have overthrown the Government! We no longer get any funding!" "Don't worry, Lieutenant, gather the men!"
5 minutes later, a crowd of ten assembles.
"Soldiers, war is coming! Empty your pockets! ...Any spare cash?" "General, we got a total of 60 bucks, General!" "That's about 5 turrets and a Happy Meal, Lieutenant! Decimate their printers!"