Greenpi

Mostly I stay in either The Chill Lounge, Cafe Kong or Feed the Ducks. I’m 13, Christian, like strategy games, recently underwent a crisis as to wether or not I was a Bucket, Cat Toy, or Brick.

Favorite bands are GreenDay, Blink182, and HollyWood Undead.

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This profile is a alt if you want to see the other go to http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/StripedHoodie

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Godsped: The RP rooms are Hell while Hell is being renovated

GallowsNoose: I muted him already. The boy committed a cardinal sin. He was boring

There are no females on the internet, only shops and lies
If there are any females according to internet rules all the guys are guys, all the girls are guys, all the kids are FBI agents, but since the invention of the internet stove there have been plenty of wimmenz.
Levels of difficulty: Easy, Semi-medium, Medium, Semi-hard, Hard, Expert, Extreme, Insane, Legend, Fake, Asian, That drummer, Chuck Norris.

Whovian: stop ninja’ing me :(
theSeraph: I’m in your MIIIIIND!
Whovian: GTFO
Whovian: but leave the sandwich
theSeraph: scuffles dirty feet on the mat and slams the door
theSeraph: Fine!
Whovian: and while you’re on your way out, can you turn the tv on?

Assert your Lemmingness and jump off a cliff _

Everything’s better with zombies. Except pie.

My call to 911

Me:Eminem and Royce Da 5’9 aren’t breathing.

911:oh that’s normal.

Me:oh ok

Hitler, Justin Bieber and Eminem Went to hell.
They meet the Devil sitting on his throne, he asks them why they’re in hell.
Hitler. I killed 20 million poeple & caused a holocaust on the Jewish population .
Devil. Good, good. Sit to my right.
Bieber. I poisned the world of music with my little faggy voice that irritates every normal person in the world.
Devil. You’re such a asshole. Well done, sit to my left. Looks at Eminem
& why are you here?
Eminem: Get off my throne bitch .

Welcome to 2012.
Where there’s white rappers,
and black presidents.
How does he teleport like that…… Black jesus…….

Government is a mass delusion. The only proof that it exists is that a number of people agree that it does, and are willing to perform acts they blame on it. The same is true of Santa Claus, except that I have never met the government.

As long as there are tests, homework, and messy lockers so we cant find the homework there shall be prayers in school.

Dont Steal… The Government doesn’t like competition..

“Sir!We’re surrounded!”
“Good,we can attack in any direction.”

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Or steak sauce. I’m not all that picky.

Add you and me, subtract our clothing, divide your legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Ostrich pecks have been shown to go through 17 inches of solid Steel or 6 inches of solid Titanium. In other words, we are all gonna die of ostrich related deaths.

So a Scotsman a Englishman and a Irishman
They each order a pint, and as they go to drink, each man finds a fly in the glass.
The Englishman calls the barman over and demands a new pint.
The Irishman shrugs and downs the whole thing.
The Scotsman picks up the fly by the wings, holds it over the glass and shouts, ’C’mon, ya wee bastard, spit it out!’.

The solution to most of America’s problems lies in killing all Republicans, immediately followed by all Democrats.‎

Light travels faster then sound, which is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak

If I had $3.28….I’d have $3.28—my logic is so powerful, even leprechauns can’t comprehend it.

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Sparta? I hear you ask. Oh no, my friend, I might reply. No, this is definitely madness.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
-Winston Churchill

Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Taio Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which scared The Far East Movement who began to fly like a G6. Nelly then woke up and sighed as he said it was Just A Dream. :D

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When the wall space between your character is small enough, such as blood drive going to nade room, this can easily be done without touching the right stick.
You need to (as I said earlier) always keep your mind on the NEXT bounce, not the bounce you are currently performing. Bounce right, while your mind is on the left bounce, then perform that one. While you are 30% in mid slide, you should have already prepared and initiated the other bounce…Practice the pattern and viola.
CanUsayPwned 18 hours ago
This kind of bouncing is done with controllers such as Razer Onza and Mad Catz which allow users to map the “bounce button” to the bumper allowing bouncing without finger removal from stick.
On the thrashball clip, he is moving the camera left and right slightly WHILE bouncing. You are distracted by his pretty movements and fail to notice. Concentrate. The key is to think one bounce ahead of yourself always. don’t limit your mind with connecting to the first wall. I can do the exact same thing.