I still don't know what sort of turn I am making, no tutorial to help players who can't get the premise. Lazy, honestly. Make a game accessible to both groups of players by having a skippable first level. I've seen some of the comments you've replied to and you don't seem the type of person to take suggestions kindly, hence why I'm not writing this gently.
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