GuitarGod132's Comments

Another Facebook game on Kongregate? Not to mention they make a "challenge" for it? Come on really? This is a terrible game and you think adding a "challenge" to it will make it enjoyable? Nope.

This is a good game in theory although it's like trying to play Super Mario World with a keyboard. It's possible but it would be a billion times easier with a controller. Not to mention the control scheme makes it a tad messy. It would be better if the up arrow was used to jump and space was used to enter doors. Good game anyway just a bit frustrating.

Another Facebook game on Kongregate? Come on guys really?

This would be a good game if you could even mildly control yourself once you're in the air. I mean really it's 1% skill and 99% chance. Also that hard badge is just a bit too much... it should either be impossible or half that number of points required.

Great, another game that forces you to wait. I swear Kongregate is turning into Facebook when it comes to multi-player games.

And then suddenly Super Meat Boy mode was activated.

Excellent game. 5/5

Here are some quick flaws with this game - 1. It's too random, much of it is based upon luck. 2. The lights are too sensitive, once they're counted on your counter they shouldn't stop at that light again, it's cost me many times now. 3. I'll have 2 cars on screen and it'll say I've lost because traffic was too backed up. It was either that or cause an accident, I'm screwed either way. Ignore those flaws and the game is great.

All in all a great game. 5/5

OH MY GOD A GIRAFFE! I love this game already.

So was the morale of this story that even if women try to pilot helicopters they end up back in the kitchen? (No offence women, it's a joke.)

The limited number of continues is very annoying...

One thing I'd like to know is why the hell does everyone drive around with Nitro for their cars?

Very bad game, I don't think I've ever seen a game with worse controls.

Honestly this is one of the worst games I've ever seen. You lose points for using the very thing you need to use not to lose and you're supposed to wait for as long as possible to kill them. Anybody else find what's wrong here?

Good game but rather short. Seeing some damage upgrades in the sequel would be nice as well as a final boss. As well I think the enemies should provide more of a challenge in the sequel because the only real difficulty I had was with the platforms.

I've seen enough Hentai to know where this is going...

The last level would be reasonable if you didn't die the moment you touched the red but instead were completely or even just half submerged in it. I mean seriously I mess up and lose about a millisecond and then I die because of that. It's complete bullshit. This game seemed good at first but the longer you play the more you hate it. There's a line between difficult and just plain bullshit. 1/5.

It'd be much better if I could see it, the spot to place the coins is too similar a colour to that of the background.

Extremely slow, way way too slow. What makes it slow? The fact that I spend 3/4 of the time listening to my customers order, inspect and celebrate the fact that they got their burger. Increase the speed of the ordering and remove the whole "inspection/celebration" scene and you might just have yourselves a better game.