There I am, standing invisible in the shadows, trying to hide from the guards pesky torchlight, when a guard comes REALLY close, his light shines and then, he's so close he's practically SNOGGING invisible me! And that's when I gave up my job being an assassin.
Gotta love how when you mean to creep past the guards when their torches are facing the wall, they turn at JUST the last moment and catch you... Oh, and I love how their torches expand at random moments when we're near them... Heres the scenario:
"I think I'll just sneak past this guy, his torchlight isn't reaching me it's too far away!" *Tries to sneak past*
*Light expands suddenly*
"Haha! We got you!" *Shoots assassin*
"Gotta love the miracle of crazy unexplainable expanding torchlights!"
I just saw a venus flytrap encased in a spider web cocoon eat junk food with vampire fangs with bats flying out of his mouth and pink blood dripping from his mouth... STILL more attractive vampire thingy than Edward Cullen xD I think I need to go lie down... Everythings blurry...
The destroyers are mean ;-; They like killing me, over and over AGAIN. But it's a good game, and an addicting one at that. I can just see this replacing Temple Run or Fruit Ninja as one of the most addicting games ever xD