Guypersonman's Comments

Wowzers. This game really has the ability to put you in Cuboy's place. It's like I was really getting insulted by a little ginger girl. Her words sting me...

I had lost the 2nd to last match in the first season, which DQ'd me. I spent the next year training and training. When I saw "Awaiting next season" in the corner, I got worried. The words of Orca from LoZ: Wind Waker came into my head. He said something like "You've gotten better, but remember: As you grow stronger, others grow stronger as well." Luckily for me, he was wrong and I swept the entire 2nd season.

-You can't lose in this mode- "Don't tell me what I can't do!" *5 minutes later* "I can't do it..."

"Oh, cool, I got the golden gun and the triple jump! I should go back to the previous parts so I can collect some of those letters! But the game will probably allow me to go back and get those pieces. I'd feel awful if I couldn't... Hey, what's this? A disco ball? Might as well pick this up... NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Let this be a warning to anybody looking for 100% completion. Do NOT pick up the disco ball unless you've already gotten everything else.

Oh, no I see. I can't die. If I die, then I disappear for a second, and reappear with 0 hearts. If I fall off screen, I'm constantly dying and regenerating. It still counts my meters when I jump, but I'm not gonna do that. Too good a game to use cheap glitches to beat.

It seems I borked the game. I jumped up, died almost immediately, and the game kept going. It slowly scrolled upward as a single bullet would enter the screen from below. Had to refresh.

Say, if you collect the people, then 'accidentally' kill yourself, wouldn't they die, too?

To sum up the dialogue in this game in one word- "Lolrus."