Wowzers. This game really has the ability to put you in Cuboy's place. It's like I was really getting insulted by a little ginger girl. Her words sting me...
I had lost the 2nd to last match in the first season, which DQ'd me. I spent the next year training and training. When I saw "Awaiting next season" in the corner, I got worried. The words of Orca from LoZ: Wind Waker came into my head. He said something like "You've gotten better, but remember: As you grow stronger, others grow stronger as well." Luckily for me, he was wrong and I swept the entire 2nd season.
"Oh, cool, I got the golden gun and the triple jump! I should go back to the previous parts so I can collect some of those letters! But the game will probably allow me to go back and get those pieces. I'd feel awful if I couldn't... Hey, what's this? A disco ball? Might as well pick this up... NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Let this be a warning to anybody looking for 100% completion. Do NOT pick up the disco ball unless you've already gotten everything else.
Oh, no I see. I can't die. If I die, then I disappear for a second, and reappear with 0 hearts. If I fall off screen, I'm constantly dying and regenerating. It still counts my meters when I jump, but I'm not gonna do that. Too good a game to use cheap glitches to beat.
It seems I borked the game. I jumped up, died almost immediately, and the game kept going. It slowly scrolled upward as a single bullet would enter the screen from below. Had to refresh.
Hahaha. So it is good or bad :p?