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Welcome and thank you for coming ladies and gentleman. You are all probably wondering why I have called you in at such a late hour and demanded we meet in secrecy. I do apologize for the urgency, but your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find and execute the ever elusive head honcho known as Larson Augie Gaber. He goes by the moniker LAG. His 2nd in command is Chloe Rachael Abby Smith-Haakar she goes by the name CRASH. They have been known to operate all over the world and are the sole cause of frustrated screechers, rage quit, and low kill / death ratios. Good luck my team, bring these two fanatics down and bring about a joyous celebration. If you will look here you will find all the information you need.