HA_Cod_Fish

I have never understood why SuperGues_t, who was born with the single purpose to suck, tries so very hard to suck so badly. SuperGues_t already is so good at sucking that what he does should really be referred to by a new term, to recognize that he is in a league of his own at sucking. He literally stands (gives?) head and shoulders above all others at sucking. Hereafter sucking performed by SuperGues_t shall be referred to as “teh suck”. ™

He does such a damn good job of teh suck without even trying. He has a natural talent for teh suck. He makes it look effortless. Why spend so much time trying to improve teh suck, when teh suck is already a force of nature with no possibility of improvement? He’s already in a league of his own.

He also makes sure that everyone knows about his proficiency at teh suck. His peerless skill at teh suck is exceeded only by his exceptional ability to publicize and shamelessly self promote.

Each and every time anyone encounters SuperGues_t, they come away from the experience diminished by their being too close to teh suck. How can anyone ever forget that feeling of having their very essence pulled out of them by the unstoppable teh suck?

We are in the presence of a force that hopefully none of us will ever come across again, if we are fortunate.

PS – In all seriousness, am I the only one that has noticed how big of a COWARD SuperGues_t is? He will disconnect from a game EVERY TIME he’s about to get killed! The only times he sticks around are the times he convinces some other noob to team up with him and help him beat some other veteran player that’s much better than he is.

I’d hate to have to live like that; to know that the only time I stood a chance against other people with as much experience as I had was when I conned someone into helping me by teaming with me. And then after conning them, taking advantage of them by shooting them in the back.

The worst part is hearing him run his mouth after he does his tricks. xXxLostOnexXx, no one mourns your absence. May SuperGues_t join you in it.