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Haffi447

Latest Activity: Played Just Trolling (Jul 11, 2015 9:39pm)

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Level 12
Location Gabe Newell's basement.
Member Since Mar. 13, 2009

Love as large as brontosaurus
Passion like a bleeding walrus
Our love is real itโ€™s no mirage
Want to lock you in my garage

Climb upon my trusty steed
Later you will taste my seed
This heart of mine is yours to capture
From now until velocirapture

I wield my passion like an axe
Itโ€™s warm and gooey just like wax
You cannot tame such juicy lust,
can you withstand my manly musk?

Roses are red, violets are blue
I must eat yogurt off of you
Know that I can never hold back โ€“ ocean/rocks
That might be why I smoke the crack

My father never loved me..

Love is like a ripened squid,
It stinks with limp appendages.
You scratch the rash thatโ€™s on my ass,
The itch only love can surpass.

Yogurt is a dish best served chilled
Forgot to get my prescription filled.
Tonight I will have sex with you,
Then we will prepare a stew.

So just lie down and let me touch,
I promise you it wonโ€™t hurt much
Stalk like a lizard of the night
Come closer, Fernando wonโ€™t bite

Tears and screams of pain and pleasure
Are gifts we will share forever
Drenched deep in sweaty brine
is this blood yours or mine?

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