"Oh yes, thank you, i have worked quite hard for this handlebar mustache! I just hope no animals get to see it, you know how personal they get about not being able to grow mustaches!"
-The greatest animal fighter of all time.
Man, Super *censored* Bros. just got a whole lot cooler with our new power-up, the *censored*! it can *Censored*, and *Censored*, and even *censored*... If you thought *Censored* was cool, just wait until you can get your hands on *censored*
-Proudly brought to you by SOPA
ok... i traveled to westland when i was about 6 days in, so i traveled.... a day passed.....another.....another....another..........another?..........Another?!....... ANOTHER?!?! and it never ended... its a neverending travel..... for the "time until destination" it says NaN 9 hours, so when it gets down through all 9 hours and gets top 0, its shoots all the way back to 9 again, and i never ends.....and the "Distance Left" area says 0k...... so am i walking in place or....wtf?
You: "Whoa, sweeet! a huge blue gem, and its glowing! people probably wont care that i take it!"
5 Minutes later...
*Explosions, dieing, and teleporting frantically* You:"I WAS WRONG!"
Zombie 1:"Why are we trying to destroy this altar?"
Zombie 2:"To be honest... Im not too sure?
Zombie 1:"Ya, because to be honest i kinda like it... You know what? im gonna go over there and look at that altar a bit closer :D"
Zombie 2:"NOOO!"
*Zombie 1 steps on the flame thrower trap and turns to ashes*
Zombie 2:"DAMNIT! ITS ALL THAT ALTARS FAULT AAAAAURGH!"
*Zombie 2 rushes to destroy the altar in anger, then gets shot in the head*
Cop:"HO YA! killing streak!"
Nice Little Tip for yall who hate having to blow everything out of your way when your using a tank and need to go forward, just run into the wall and repetitively press "W" or "up" and you will climb the wall with the tank.
Trainer:"ok Duck, i choose you!" Duck:"duck, duck!" Trainer:"use, fly!" *Fly is Super affective! Battle Won! Your Duck is Evolving* *Strong Duck have eloved into... Duck with a torso...*
Trainer:"O.O......WINNING! :D"
Trainer:
Although this game is very very fun it sux.... becouse if you lose your file your screwed if its not on the top high scores.... i put alot of time into my file and then suddenly poof its gone..... dammit this sux......
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