You know that the two best parts of the game are?
1. Charging your Varangian Guard right into the enemy, killing whole squads of men.
2. Shooting arrows at fleeing men.
Now, if only MY men stopped retreating.....
Me: HOLD THE LINE!
Men: Sir they have 5 calvalry charging straight at us! And 3 well trained archers!
Me: I AM THE VIKING KING, YOU HOLD THAT LINE!!!!!!
*Some men retreat*
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!