Hardman5509's Comments

Here's a impressive story. I started out with little money and with only the clothes on my back for company, but under a year's time, exactly in 276 days time, I had a little over a million gold pieces, became the guildmaster of the two ruling fractions and controlled every city on the map. You too can became a man like me.

Two problems. 1. When I buy a third heart, I still started with two. Why? 2. A glitch. I used a red skull to revive, but the menu still remained and still drained until my character died.

I praise the creators of this game as the big fans of Dragon Quest as they are. Not two minutes in do I get Erdick's Sword and it's weak! Must be rusted.

Hours later, the guy finally gets his burger. Sadly, it's filled with twigs, rocks, bullets, blood of the other campers, burnt, drowned in sauce, tons of wallets and something dead.

Hey, how does one go into the castle that N is blocking?

Thanks Ben. Been a fan of the games for a while. You came a long way.

Hints. (Keep Alive!) 1. Also have one melee and one ranged equipped at time. Used melee to handle humans, and ranged against everything else. 2. Not killing anything is the way to go for good money. The 'bosses' don't count. The machines and goons armed with AK-47s count. 3. Buy first the abilities that aren't equipment. Those work every time, so why not? Get both ranged and melee abilities! 4. You can actually walk under enemies and they won't see you. Just keep most of your body out of the way. 5. Once you get all four green medals, Jim will become the best character. He will get you more money, so why not? Just use someone else if the going gets tough. 6. Melee weapons will get you hurt. Don't use them if you're low on health. 7. You're given a free clip when you move to a new screen with no ammo. (Doesn't count sewers teleports.)

Wait. They explode? Hey, developers! The title is wrong! It should be called, 'Prinny Overlords'!

People in this world do love a good riot.

Because of the defense buff, NORMAL is easier than EASY.

WHY THE HELL WHEN YOU GET UPGRADES, THE ENEMY GET THEM ALSO? THEY CAN ALSO SPAM WEAPONS AND AMROR FASTER THAN YOU CAN. THIS GAME IS BROKEN.

Here's my best idea on how to win. Our demonic penguins have tunnel-vision, and will only walk in a straight line. So make a 'tunnel' for them to walk into. Get tons of money upgrades before getting new weapons or tower upgrades to make the tunnels come by faster. Start simple with the Cannons, Machine Guns and Elec. Turrets and then work your way up. KEEP THIS COMMENT ALIVE.

Oh hey, I did think of this a couple of times.

High Master Monk For the Complete Win. Strongest human ever!

Flash Touhou? We're doomed. I managed to get to stage six. Lost all my lives on Stage 4.