HatMan's Comments

Game comments and reviews

Family Rush

Mar. 10, 2015

1

Why can't I get back to the shop after I beat the game? Do I have to deliberately lose if I want to finish leveling up the family?

Family Rush

Mar. 10, 2015

1

Kudos to whichever member of the family it was who taught Sparky the "heal" command. (Good thing dogs can't spell...)

Dojo of Death

Jan. 19, 2014

-1

I like to think of this as Stormshadow training to take out Snake Eyes.

Road Of Fury

Dec. 19, 2013

15

Good game, but would be better if I could see weapon stats, and if weapons were more balanced.

The Peacekeeper

Jul. 14, 2013

-1

"Peace." You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Seeing the ship made it all come together for me. No wonder the computer didn't respond to my request to "open the pod bay doors." Well played.

Wonder Rocket

Apr. 29, 2013

1

For those clambering for a "sequel," try Into Space and Into Space II. This seems to be a remake of that, using much of the same art, but with less responsive controls.

MadBurger

Mar. 31, 2013

8

Call me crazy, but next time, maybe you should just have the guy who placed the order hang around for a few minutes and bring the burger back.

MadBurger

Mar. 31, 2013

8

Mmm. Frozen burnt grass-stained burger that's bounced off every person and object within at least a mile. I'll give you $1000 for it.

Frantic 3

Feb. 02, 2013

3

It's a good game, but it would be really nice if I could see my weapon stats so I could have an easier time figuring out what's worth upgrading.

SkullFace

Dec. 15, 2012

2

This is just the right level of frustrating. Well done.

Double Bros

Dec. 12, 2012

1

You're just determined to mess with my dyslexia, aren't you?

Checkpoint

Dec. 06, 2012

47

"You don't even know how you come back, do you?" Well, based on the background, I'd say my secret identity is Dr. Fraiser Crane. So clearly I'm coming back because I'm in syndicated reruns.

The Prince Edward

Dec. 05, 2012

6

I kept wanting to fix the horseshoe. It's hanging upside-down. It's supposed to go the other way to hold your luck.

The Prince Edward

Dec. 05, 2012

2

You can use the map to move to any previously explored room. Just scroll to where you want to go and click the name of the room.

Earn to Die 2012

Nov. 26, 2012

3

Fun game. But I still don't understand what triggers a "superb" or "amazing" slo-mo shot. Would also be nice if we could see the vehicle and upgrade part stats.

Effing Worms - Xmas

Nov. 22, 2012

0

I was going to give this game a 4/5, but then I saw FSM. And that's worth a full extra star.

Engage

Nov. 17, 2012

1

Very cool game. Gorgeous graphics. My one complaint so far is the knife training missions. It's the only weapon that doesn't have infinite ammo. Throw the knife, and there's nothing more you can do. It takes a lot of patience, and sometimes the game decides the throw the knife anyway. More to the point, the level doesn't end unless you hit ESC. But there's nothing you can do. Can't even use your fists.

Death vs Monstars 2

Nov. 14, 2012

5

Wait a sec. How come there's a "survival" mode when the main character is Death?

American Racing

Oct. 20, 2012

1

It's a good racing game, and I'm glad not to have the way overplayed emphasis on drifting, but if you're going to give us challenges based on nimble driving, maybe you should give us a way to upgrade the car's steering/handling?