Hawkeye913's Comments

There should be a counter of how many lemons have been sold because I am generating tens of thousands of dollars every second from these stands.

Wait, now why does it matter if the stranger is having an affair?

I feel like for the missions where you kill a certain amount of a type of zombie, It shouldn't matter where you kill them. I killed lots of fat zombies in South Trenton, but they didn't count to the goal because they weren't in the Stadium. That doesn't make sense.

why is it always night?

Hitting "Max" when selling a weapon should take into account how many of those are being equipped. I accidentally sold all of my guns.

They should invent a new type of badge where if you do this in less than 10 deaths, you win Kongregate.

There should be a hard badge for making it without committing homicide,

It actually wasn't that hard, I got in on the first try. It's an easy badge for a reason.

So I guess Nokia is making vending machines now.

people are getting stuck in my ATM, and then no one can use it until I switch to a different country.

Hint: War isn't fair. Me: Oh sh-t, it's one of those games.

You are hitler's man, the cold-blooded killer, destined to microwave poland... 0_0

dear god, I had to close my eyes to prevent seizure mode from activating.

"A human forgot to sharpen their sword" Silly human, life is for smart people.

It's so funny to watch a bunch of people who look the same running aroung targeting one particular thing and making craptons of money of of it...wait...this game is a metaphor for politics.

kelly exploded...

I feel like one bullet to the leg should take out a fast/fat zombie.

i found an mp5 in a vent, an ambrose shotgun in a dresser, and a medkit in the medicine cabinet. How did these guys not survive?

So, if one food unit is one day's rations, and one day's rations is three meals, and I used 210 food units for one guy's birthday... that means I used the equivalent of 630 meals on one day for 40 people.

A good idea would be to take the entire city under control and then trigger a game winning thing like rebuilding the choper.