Random fisherman:''I have an Idea! What if go hunt that HUGE WHITE WHALE,which is 100 times bigger than our tiny fishing boat?
Other local fishermen:''great idea,because if that big whaler ship couldn't kill him our tiny 3-men fishing boat could totally kill him''
I mean seriously why do they even come after i just add 2 or 3 points to the size stat? Even if they killed him they couldn't get him on their ship and he would just rot there XD
''Alright,I'm finally going to clean my history!So long Porn pages! :D'' *After cleaning my history* ''Now let's play some EBF4,I'm so gonna kill The Praetorian today!! :D*Sees my saves are gone*.........FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
*playing for the first time*,*accidentally clicks on Natalies b*obs*
*After about 1000 clicks* ''Damn it Natalie! You just wasted 5 mins of my life! Add + if you experienced this. -.-
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