HeisnbergZ's Comments

Some kingdoms use meat to craft paste or cars. Meat, meat, it can't be beat~

Enemy COCOON used HARDEN!

Why do bugs always have queens and never kings? #mensrights

I don't get it, a schoolgirl being able to best a whole clan of ninjas using only a lunchbox?

How fast are these animals pooping? Mother of god...

I wanna hire a worker to mine for me, increasing profits I get by 50% (meaning he keeps half of what he gets) and mine stuff 2x faster.

At which point will you add a farmer's market because does someone come around at the speed of light and buy EVERYTHING?

I think I'm going to mine a whole bunch of stuff that might shortly deprive earth of ores, and eventually destroy the entire planet mining this stuff at a surprisingly high rate. There will be no poop left for fertilizer, we will not have enough rock to build, and diamonds will be worthless due to me mining lots, and I mine hellstone found in the mantle destroying earth from underneath. Thank you kongregate for bringing me world domination.

"Pay me 90 million and I'll waste your gems." -Blacksmith

'The moon has been destroyed! Was it meteors? Uhm, it looked like a kid in a cardboard box using bubble bullets destroyed it. How is that possible?'