Me: *tries to save civilian from zombie dog attacking him*
Civilian: *keeps moving in front of me until he is dead*
Me: Congratulations, you killed yourself.
King: Here is a knife, go to an abandoned village that has people in it, kill at least seven undead and rescue a master there. Oh, and no armor.
Me: But... a knife? That's it? And I have to kill zombies?
King: Yep.
Me: Damn it. Well, I better get out there. Can any guards in the village help?
King: Nope.
Me: ... Well then, I guess I have work to do. Have fun eating meals, while i will be searching for food.
King: Oh, and you have to buy anything else besides the knife.
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