Wow, this game is a refreshing mixture of unique gameplay ("One turret tower defense? How could that possible work?") and ****-your-pants hilarity (Wait a minute: where are my cheesy snacks? NOOOOOOOOO!"). A few more badges and we've got a champion Flash game!
A good way to increase you score is by "double tapping", which is when you jump onto the same track twice. If it has a picture, Fly By, or sparkles bonus, you'll get it twice. Really helpful!
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