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Bug Slayer

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Aug. 30, 2013

Rating: 3

I saved my garden in 10 days on Easy mode. This means I could have beaten it on Normal... well, good thing it does not have a "Completed on Normal" high-score! I loved this game. It's fun and relaxing to play. I like the auto-aim, so I can focus on avoiding, which is really fun. Nice job, Awoke! 5/5 and favorited =)

Submachine 6: the edge

Play Submachine 6: the edge

Mar. 02, 2013

Rating: 4

Wow, that part in which you make millions of years pass (presumably) with a turn of a stone is REALLY cool. I like these concepts. Reminds me of Chrono Trigger, where you leave Robo in 600 A.D. working on a forest, and you travel to 1000 A.D. and there he is, rotting (and the forest rebuilt). 400 years in a blink of an eye. Regardless, I find it weird how the amount of collectible items (and secrets!) has become progressively more scarce. In Submachine 4 we had about a dozen items with us at any given time, and 20+ secrets to find.

Stackout

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Feb. 26, 2013

Rating: 6

Wow! This game is beautiful and a nice innovation to Arkanoid (I've always called it that). I like the concept of destroying the terrain! Also, I don't find the "Mouse Sentivity: 100" sensitive enough. :P All in all, a very fun game to play! 5/5 and favorited. Will be sure to spread the word (:

Developer response from DanieleGiardini

Yey, thanks a lot :) And I can't believe it: I can't even play at 100 mouse sensitivity! But anyway, I just added keyboard controls too, and will upload a new version soon. While I'm doing it, I might rise the max sensitivity to 200 :P

Pandemic 2

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Feb. 21, 2013

Rating: -4

Pretty stupid game. The player might as well be allowed to pick the starting country and symptoms - making it randomized only adds a shitty luck component that forces people to restart a few dozen times. I also find it funny that not even the best player in the world would be able to control whether he wins or not. TASers would only be able to do so because they can save state and manipulate luck - if that was left out and they TASed to be the best player ever (perfect timing to sell/buy stuff, etc.) they still wouldn't be able to control the end game. That's how pathetic this game's badges are. I give 3/5 to the game and 1/5+flag to the badges.

Super Stacker

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Feb. 09, 2013

Rating: 2

Level 12 is all about luck. Must be extremely frustrating to speedrunners.

Boomshine

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Dec. 29, 2012

Rating: 1

Basically a shitty version of Icy Gifts.

Snowman Attack

Play Snowman Attack

Dec. 27, 2012

Rating: 4

This game appears to have been developed by a group of retarded monkeys. The amount of flaws is gigantic - but I actually have fun playing it! Went all the way up to 253 kills. I would have lasted more, but the turrets are not only expensive but they also SUCK.

Four Second Frenzy

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Dec. 27, 2012

Rating: -10

I completely and utterly ANNIHILATED this game. It has been massively and royally owned - I DESTROYED the final boss with 9/10 hearts. TAKE THAT, ASSHOLE.

Four Second Frenzy

Play Four Second Frenzy

Dec. 27, 2012

Rating: 11

I died on the last mini-game (the boss had about 20 HP), and it wasn't even a fair game. It was that line-avoidal one, and it spawned OVER me. Not even an OMNISCIENT being (unless it knew the future) with PERFECT gameplay would have been able to dodge. I hate games like this.

Shield Defense

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Dec. 26, 2012

Rating: 2

Funny. I died so much in the levels after 40 that my score went down to 0. I had 750k+ before that or something :P

Shield Defense

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Dec. 26, 2012

Rating: 1

It seems like I'm part of a very small group of people that actually enjoyed earning this game's Hard badge. 5/5 :D

Papa's Pizzeria

Play Papa's Pizzeria

Dec. 26, 2012

Rating: 0

I sent an missing badge report to ask them to delete the badges I earned through that "almostpapa" method and I'll do them legit in my legit save file! My conscience is cleansed.

Papa's Pizzeria

Play Papa's Pizzeria

Dec. 26, 2012

Rating: 2

Wow!! What the hell? That "almostpapa" thingy works. Holy balls. That's not fair!

Newgrounds Rumble

Play Newgrounds Rumble

Dec. 26, 2012

Rating: 1

Using Nene makes it extremely easy to do 10+ combos, so there's the tip for those having a hard time with the easy badge.

Tactics 100 Live

Play Tactics 100 Live

Dec. 19, 2012

Rating: -8

This is the most boring and obnoxious game I have ever played... 1/5

rotaZion

Play rotaZion

Dec. 19, 2012

Rating: 9

I've been struggling at this game for the past few WEEKS trying to get this badge (a few tries every day) - now I finally got it, and with 8700 points more than I needed! The game has a big luck component - I got a LOT of 5000-point coins this run, along with a lot of shields. I also was not placed on an impossible-to-avoid-even-in-a-TAS situations. I would give you 3/5 for that, but since I enjoyed that you made the shield last a few frames more than it was shown and that the game is very fun, I'll give it a 4/5! :D

Dark Cut

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Dec. 14, 2012

Rating: 10

"You messed up your patient." What? The very purpose of the surgery was to kill the guy!

Ancient Origins{flying fish}

Play Ancient Origins{flying fish}

Dec. 14, 2012

Rating: -4

I absolutely adore this game!! I can't understand why people hate it so much =(

rotaZion

Play rotaZion

Dec. 13, 2012

Rating: 8

Die with a 76.000 score, with a 5000 coin on the screen! :( This game is amazingly fun to place every one in a while, though. =)

Luminara

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Dec. 13, 2012

Rating: -1

Died on Level 49! Funny how terribly designed this game is. I can BARELY see my crosshair NOR my ship-thingy. The game lags A LOT and has sticky controls - this on a PC that runs Minecraft on Far and Fancy with a 128x128 texture pack - I also don't use IE and none of other games even had a HINT of sticky controls. For this I give this game 1/5 - it was NOT fun to play at all.

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