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This Is Why You're Fat: In Sixty Seconds
Jun. 08, 2014
Rating: 0
I am now 4384 pounds... :D
Shopping Cart Hero 3
Jun. 07, 2014
Rating: -1
:D When I found this game I was like"YES!" because I played this when I was little!
Memoir Text Adventure
Jun. 06, 2014
Rating: 8
*You* "Ah s**t! Oh god, f**king... Teenagers..." *Dies* *Random Guy* "Some random 13 year old's killed you, i'm never going outside again..."
AdVenture Capitalist
Rating: 4
+Drowssapdrinker There is a stat which tells you how much you've earned after a reset and how much you've have earned in all!
Rating: -3
Add a McDonalds that costs 1,000,000,000,000 to make... 'Merica!
Jun. 04, 2014
Rating: -4
I've played this from 7:30 AM to 11:00 non-stop and i'm still going...
Whack the Thief
Rating: 6
Parents when they get home, "Good job Timmy!".
Rating: 2
His ass is on fire!
"Kids these days!"
How do I earn Angel Investors?
Covert
Jun. 01, 2014
How do I select the numbers for the code!
Mine Blocks
How do I take away backdrop blocks?
Suck My Card CCG
May. 28, 2014
Rating: 3
A smoke break then a constapated chemist...
Vox Populi, Vox Dei(a werewolf thriller)
May. 12, 2014
Why are their dicks hanging out?
This is the Only Level
Rating: 1
Damn, how do you beat level 1?
Stick Blender
May. 11, 2014
Rating: 5
This reminds me of kool-aid...
Fork It
Has this happened to you? The toast birds are annoying you and you just want to throw forks at them. Then this product is for you!
Zumbi Blocks
If you can hear me, give this to someone who can make a already great game even better then it already is.
Rating: 7
Yes, wave two does end Aw3545. You just need to kill a lot of zombies.
Folds -- Origami Editor
May. 10, 2014
I made the game lag out...
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