How to get 9395 points: Add as little cranberry juice as you can, add as much vodka as you can but leave a tiny amout of room. Add icecubes. Don't shake (just click the shake button as short as you can) and add lemon garnish (by clicking the lemons after you've shaken. Which you should'nt have.Shook.)
Secret Codes:
research frenzy - (+) All research completed.
catzilla - All cats are 3x larger.
moar catz - (+) 50 Cats added to game.
venture capital - (+) Add $100k to your funds
cashing in my options - (+) $100m to your funds
crash - (+) Set your money back to zero dollars
send in the clowns - Everyone is a clown
reaping the benefits - Everyone is a grim reaper
stop the silly - Turn off clowns or grim reaper features
I've also translated the 1st, 2nd and 3rd Hornet Code Scrolls :Force Open First Round Hole Inside Tree Trunk. 2nd Scroll:Scare Owl Off Pine 3rd Scroll:Dig Loose Rock On Small Island.
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