As a child, he was sold online 6 times.
As a teenager, he had a pet dog.
He eventually went to college to study hamburgers.
Soon after, he became a gradeschool teacher.
He later married a slug named Deborah.
Together, they had 24 kids.
He died at the age of 100.
Sold online 6 times? ROFL
Score: 14231375
Impale Bonus: 22000
Dramatic Bonus: 5000
Total: 14258375
You've attained a new high score of 14258375!
You beat your old score by 12036285 points.
14 Million.
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