All about me

Hello reader and welcome to my very small corner at Kongregate. I have many weird and wonderful facts about myself, just read on, and you will see.

First of all, I am a fish. That may be the most idiotic dialogue coming out from a human. But, I am a fish. That is the first thing you need to know about me.

Secondly, I like having friends. I mean, come on! Friends make the world go round. (Actually they don’t of course.)

Thirdly, I can always do with a good ha ha ha and I bet you can too! I am a good at amusing humans. (Don’t hit me because I called you humans, otherwise you would get battered fish! Get it? Eh? Eh? Whatever.

Lastly, I present to you, the one and only…
Lame list of repetitive facts that you already probably know (Unless if you weren’t reading this. If not, there is no point you being here, so I will see you later)

Anyway:

1. I am a fish
2. I am a fish
3. I am a fish

And so now you know very little about me, and I hope you actually read this. If not, see you later, alligator!

Epilogue: Oh damn… Did someone say alligator? Screw it! RUN!