two things 1: What's an Asp or Kobold? 2: Gamerjenko, Rabies doesn't make you scared of water. It makes you more aggressive and foam at the mouth. Not really the best sight...
And kdrive, here's an idea: GO STRAIGHT!!! If that doesn't work, go back the way you came. If THAT doesn't work... 1: I have no idea how to help you. 2: The game is actually impossible (Which actually can be done...). 3: You are a moron who cannot make any progress in a game when you reach a difficult situation, OR 4: Any combination (Or none lol) of the above.
Truefire, while you have a legitimate point about how long it would take, Xiad also has a point about how the comments are based on what goes on in Kongregaters' imaginations. I think you're being a little bit blunt when you say that. Xiad, I WOULD gladly do what you suggested, but I don't know how to submit games I make... Let alone make them at all XD