swimming: Your duck is now a mer-duck. How does that work???
Climbing: congrats your duck is a squirrel. WHAT?!
running: Your duck is now a human! ....
Flying: your duck is now a bird. wasn't it already a bird????
my duck: Boy this running dodging stuff is easy. *gets hit in head with watermelon* (later, when duck is awake) me: Quackles, you got hit in the head with a watermelon.