Illion

At a young age I realized that I was set apart. I discovered this by looking in the mirror. My skin is green and I have a large ovular shell on my back. It was strange that I had never noticed that before… but it also explains my weakness to being rolled onto my back. Due to that weakness I enrolled in karate class- my sensei was none other than Mr. Miyagi. Later in life I was abducted by shadow ninjas and trained to be an assassin deep in the sewer labyrinth of NYC. After bringing down my corrupt ninja brothers I turned to online gaming. After several years of utter mind-bottling gaming madness, I wrote this story.