@The_Elite_of_SDS actually yea, you did show that to me (that's just me failing at life... once again...) but still, did they even try to do what i said before they downvoted it? i mean it does work (or without auto-pickup: wile item spawn rate is at 0, stand on a low-fire rate weapon pickup, and spam both E and left mouse)
Here's a little trick i found:
-set pickup spawn time to 0.
-turn on auto-pickup.
-then just stand by a pickup and spam left mouse!
-try it on a weapon with slow fire rate.
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