I remember playing this game a really long time ago (it actually is what caused me to know what the phrase "cut the cheese" meant) Nice to see it on this site.
Anyway, it's a pretty fun game. It's nice to play for a while if you need to do something a bit relaxing to pass the time. Though unlike some other artillery games like this, you can't zoom out to see the opposing side, so it's even more of a guessing game. Whether that is a bad thing or not is personal preference, I suppose.
It's interesting how each animal has their own special projectiles, but is also brings certain imbalances. In my experience the Ant's baskets are barely ever effective, and the Ram's horns are ridiculous since a good shot deals 100 damage. They don't bounce, but that hardly matters when an enemy is right across from you.
"Alright, I want you to build a fence around this area. But make sure to throw away anything that could be useful. Oh, and kick out any survivors you happen upon that could help us as we help them."
The question "Will you use a condom each time?" came up for me twice in a row. The first time I said no, and girl responded with...well I can't remember exactly what. It was along the lines of how you should always use a condom, though. The next time I said yes, but this time she said "You shouldn't be such a paranoiac. What about having children?" I feel as if this confirms that this game is basically made to make you fail most of the time.
That and the fact the one girl doesn't seem to know her own damn body most of the time. In addition to that, when she does remember which body part is which she'll likely say that you didn't do it right.
Also, no matter what I can't seem to do the rhythm minigame right. No matter how well I do it I do it wrong anyway.
I love this game, but those f*cking healers are annoying! Every time I get an soldiers health low they'll jut heal him, over and over again! And if I try to kill the healers they just heal themselves and I end up losing the battle! (unless I have healers too, in that case the battle is almost endless)