InRaged1's Comments

As a TF2 player, I approve of the inclusion of hats in this game.

Sun Tzu approves this game

I used to be a hanged man, but then I took an arrow to the noose.

This game taught me the importance of ALWAYS using a safeword. 5 strange adventures out of 5!

I'm playing the serious Dead Space and Fallout series now, but this cute flash quest just made my day.

While you are busy looking up porn on the internet, Jerry lets out a squeak. You go the window to see what he's looking at.

Happiness is randomly guessing where the city/country is and getting it pinpoint right.

This game teaches you that you gotta break some eggs to make an omelet.

Remember kiddies! You can't spell slaughter without laughter! So put a smile on your face while you devour some sea dogs!

The ending proves that smart and evil aren't always present together.

Love the Operation Market Garden reference.

The first lesson of war: War is not fair.

Sacred cows make the best hamburgers --Mark Twain Words of wisdom!

@ anyone who's having trouble killing a horror, simply run close to the edge of the screen so when the horror launches it flying teeth, you can swoop in and splat it while its teeth are flying off screen.

Congratulations! You just won the Taking the Plunge Badge and 30 points!

To get the the Kongai card: get rockets #4 and hold up as soon as you launch (no tricks, just make the landing)

See the turtle of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth! His thought is slow but always kind; He holds us all within his mind. On his back all vows are made. He sees the truth but mayn't aid. He loves the land and loves the sea And even loves a child like me. --Stephen King, Dark Tower III

Congratulations! You just won the "I Hate Turtles" Badge and 15 points!