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Jun. 26, 2017
Was a fun game until I found out the hard way that the save is local. Never gonna play it again.
Jun. 06, 2017
Love the misattributed McLuhan quote, heh. The man has perhaps never been more relevant.
May. 30, 2017
"Your level 1 character was killed by a rat in the main dungeon."
Dec. 27, 2011
Extremely reminiscent of SimTower @ Maxis, very nostalgia inducing, and very well done.
Oct. 25, 2011
Well I rebuilt the helicopter and decided to keep playing. Then I drafted a constitution, and decided to keep playing. That same day, I took out the last judgment gang and decided to keep playing. Then I took every square on the board. Now I can't get the hard badge without starting over. Weak.
May. 31, 2011
DEAR GOD! WE NEED MORE EMPLOYEES PAPA, MAKE IT MULTIPLAYER
Apr. 21, 2011
The little girl in the premium content gets me so hot I can't keep my pants on
Nov. 07, 2009
how do you turn the sound off?
Nov. 05, 2009
P5ych0k1ll has 200'000'000 total points for time idling today, and 1'000'000'000 hot sauce today under high scores. What the %@$% is that, does he have a time machine?
Oct. 16, 2009
Hardest of Core Badge (impossible - 60 points) Level 50 reached – SUPER ENDURANCE BADGE: While not trivial, this badge is more time-consuming than it is impossibly difficult. :3
Oct. 15, 2009
Love Roguelikes my man, and this is a damn good one, especially the hardcore factor. 5/5
Oct. 08, 2009
I decided that I didn't believe myself, that getting into a box wasn't imperative to my existence. Great game.
Aug. 22, 2009
Fun game, kind of bs that the computers can do headstands and stuff though.
Aug. 03, 2009
As a precautionary measure, I sent a Neutron Bomb to New York city before the infection could spread there from Texas or California :3
Jun. 06, 2009
Wow! Picks up right where Halo 3 left off. Master Chief is back in action, only this time, aliens are not his opponent. No more worrying about the Covenant, no sir. This time around, your enemies consist of walls, little blue ovoids, spinning blades, and walls again, because did I mention that? Apparently if you touch any wall you instantly die, just as you would in ordinary life. Great game, 5 out of 5, looking forward to the sequel!
Wow! Where to begin! This game has everything, an amazing musical score without any due credit given, a rich and compelling story wherein our main character attempts to get higher than any man before him has. After an initial launch from his love wagon, our hero is propelled along by spinning cannabis leaves which serve as forward momentum, and trampolines which serve as vertical momentum. The game reaches a stunning conclusion when our guy finally stops tumbling and lays to rest in the fresh dirt of the earth. If you're into a game which requires you to press one button, once, then this is the one for you!
May. 05, 2009
if you're still trying to get this badge, orangewombats strategy works very well. i got mine using a similar strat back in the summer, and so played today for amusement. starting in madagascar, i sold sneezing after about 10 days a few thousand people infected. after 24 days a boat left madagascar, and by 50 days every country had at least one infection. pumped the drug resistance, bought the symptoms recommended, and waited. it's day 100 and there are still about 100 thousand people left alive, so it's definitely a workable strategy, takes some luck of course.
3.5 out of 5; didn't notice the lag or other problems people seem to be mentioning, except for the reset button not working after the final shot is fired. Knocking down the castles was easy enough, and didn't seem to be based on luck but rather hitting the castle in the appropriate places using the physics engine. For the last level I was stumped until I realized I could launch three bomb clusters immediately after one another, that did the trick very well. Two high up, two medium, one low, took them all down, and all bombs hit within seconds of one another.
Jan. 18, 2009
This is pretty fun, except there are some balance issues. There will be a lot of games where one player consistently gets all of the "resource" cards while the other has none. And that's pretty much the end of the match right there.
Aug. 29, 2008
1066212.4m with glitch, 16890 w/o.
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