IronHam's Comments

The controls are just god-awfully unresponsive. It's an okay game otherwise, but 90% of deaths come down to fake difficulty from shit controls.

the guide cheats. On the Wei level they get two shots but still get gold.

Absolutely terrible, and I'm a fan of the series.

terrible game about hacking a terrible game. yay. 1/5

No one cares if you think this isn't a game. I rated it a 5 out of spite.

I rated it one out of five for the same reason I rated Sonny 1/5 - subpar and overhypded. This game wishes it was Onslaught 2

absolutely terrible game.

lol Omi, Too much Contra is achieved with, IIRC, the Konami Code. If you don't know what that is, you don't deserve to win.

Boring. Not worth my time to get Andromeda, seeing as I dislike her playstyle anyways. Can we get some Cornelius, Sharpening Stone, or a Necronomic Tome next? lol.

Hey Diseases, My name is Madagascar, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lethal, undetectable viruses who spend every second of your day looking for ways to spread. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any deaths? I mean, I guess it's fun spreading to most of the world because of your low visibility, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wasting evolution points on increasing your heat, moisture and cold resistance to level 4. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I’m the fourth largest island in the world, and only have one port. What symptoms do you have, other than ‘fatigue’ and ‘sores’? I also get no reports of infections, and have a banging hot port (She just shut down; Shit was SO closed). You are all faggots who should just be vaccinated. Thanks for listening

that isn't a bug, hedhuntr.

Thank you for recognizing my brilliance, LordOtori.

Lame. First one was five times better... and I gave the first one a 5/5, so this gets a 1/5. Simple math.

THIS IS NOT A GOOD DAY TO BE KILLING MY FRIENDS! oh shit, man... uhh, when's best for you then? TUESDAY okay then, see ya tuesday!

Warfarin, the heals aren't missing, they're just failing. Like he mispronounced one syllable in the incantation.

3 days. Free 50 points... too easy, desu~

Yippee, dude, it's easy as all hell.

Graphics Blow. Gameplay is derivative and doubleplus unfun. No badges. 1/5, and I wish I could rate 0.

Badge/Card is broken. KTHXBAI

Total shit. Are we playing the same game?