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GrindQuest Expansion

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Aug. 12, 2012

Rating: 4

If your like me and enjoy using a guide to set you off right into the game, use the unofficial GrindQuest Expansion wiki: http://gqe.wikia.com/wiki/GQE_Wiki. Keep in mind that the wiki is run by members of it's community, like me and you and therefore not all the information may be incorrect due to lurking trolls of the interwebs.

Animal RaceWay

Play Animal RaceWay

May. 16, 2011

Rating: -1

If someone tells you to click the stripes again and again, don't do it. It might give you more "speed" but in reality it resets itself to the proper number after a race/purchase/etc happens and wastes a hell lot of time

DuckLife2: World Champion

Play DuckLife2: World Champion

May. 15, 2011

Rating: 4

LOL, you can jump over an iceberg but not a small boat!

Mad Monday

Play Mad Monday

May. 08, 2011

Rating: 1

You: So let me get this straight, when the chopper shoots missiles it goes through my enemies and only hits me? Intel: Yup.. You: WTF? Intel: Well, you are loaded with a sub machine gun on the side of your door and a fully-automatic machine gun on the hood of your car. Oh yeah, let's not forget the flame thrower that's mounted on the bumper. You: Heh, true say..

Ultimate Crab Battle

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May. 08, 2011

Rating: -5

Symphony survived – Darling it's better, down where it's wetter. D: NO.. Darling it's better, down where it's wetter. THINK OF THE KIDS, KONG; THINK OF THE KIDS!

Ninja Hamsters vs Robots

Play Ninja Hamsters vs Robots

Mar. 15, 2011

Rating: -1

Woah, hold the "PrtSc" button and it lags up the whole thing. Then click where you want to go while time is frozen.. (The browser just lags real bad due to the massive amount of simultaneous screen shots) Let go of the time machine button and your ninja hamster follows the path. WARNING: May crash browser if used too much, though it's rare.. ^ This helps in letting you think your moves through and giving you time to choose the right place.. Nerdook, fix please, Heh ^^

Ninja Hamsters vs Robots

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Mar. 15, 2011

Rating: -1

You sir, are one badass hamster.. 'nuff said

Ninja Hamsters vs Robots

Play Ninja Hamsters vs Robots

Mar. 15, 2011

Rating: -1

You sir, are one badass hamster..

Ninja Hamsters vs Robots

Play Ninja Hamsters vs Robots

Mar. 15, 2011

Rating: -1

Why are Nerdook's games so awesome? Iunno.. TROLOLOLO!

Feed the King

Play Feed the King

Mar. 15, 2011

Rating: 3

Wish I had the king's workout DVD.. That would make a fortune!

de Blob 2 Revolution

Play de Blob 2 Revolution

Mar. 14, 2011

Rating: 4

INKT #1: Hey, it's the guy we need to capture! INKT #2: Yep, he's right beside you guys! INKT #1: Shouldn't we capture him right now? INKT #2: Nahh, let's just follow his tracks instead! They sure do know their stuff..

de Blob 2 Revolution

Play de Blob 2 Revolution

Mar. 14, 2011

Rating: 6

You'd think the "INKT" would be waiting for you at the tunnel.. But due to their superior intelligence, they choose to follow your exact path instead of capture you while your beside them; huh.

Bunni: How we first met

Play Bunni: How we first met

Mar. 10, 2011

Rating: -12

These "bunni" should be the director of the world's military, specializing in explosives. Not only can you make your own bombs for a mere ten bucks and ten sticks, but they are designed to only kill deer! Bravo my sir, you have won the game.

Bunny Flags

Play Bunny Flags

Feb. 13, 2011

Rating: 0

If you let it the game play while on another tab, you go back and they spawn as a huge bundle. Unlock the rocket launcher and blast the huge bundle to finish the wave easily and to gain experience faster. Make a little path with the pencils, so that all spawns travel one certain path where you'll be waiting at the end with your trusty launcher.

Mercenaries 2: World Nearly In Flames.

Play Mercenaries 2: World Nearly In Flames.

Jan. 29, 2011

Rating: -7

The tank jumping and the heli part seems familiar.. in the indestructro series (specifically indestructro tank, and indestructo copter -- Tank jumps and uses HP as fuel, Copter fires missiles that look the exact same and the concept of the game is incredibly similar); nice game by the way!

Mercenaries 2: World Nearly In Flames.

Play Mercenaries 2: World Nearly In Flames.

Jan. 29, 2011

Rating: -6

The tank jumping and the heli part seems familiar.. in the industro series (industro tank, industro copter); nice game by the way!

Adapt or Die

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Jan. 10, 2011

Rating: 0

I like the idea of the game of 'adapting to your environment', and how the placement, number, spread and the type is crucial. While my finger was having a seizure on my mouse clicking, on level 13, I noticed how if I place all my units on one side of a hexagon, one starts drifting off into in the enemy fire. It really is annoying because when one drifts off and the other enemy army starts attacking, I place my army specifically in a place where they don't bother to look; so when one drifts off, the enemy army finds mine and I end up with only 3 units and the game prolongs. Great job, but I would recommend hotkeys for selecting the whole army, level ups/upgrades -- slight ones, that increase the minimum of the stat. What would really be great is a story, not too long of a read and.. whoops, the game started without me.. now I have to restart for level 1 D: Usually I'd leave it, but I'm just missing out on too much here; good job, loved to see your other games!

Rocket Toilet

Play Rocket Toilet

Dec. 30, 2010

Rating: 1

It's crazy how much all that equipment must cost. Wheel; hook them up to a rocket 6000m high and when they fall down.. BOOM, like brand new! Toilet; rigged with a tube to crap explosive diarrhea out of, it's so fun that you'll go nude and rocket into the sky! And if you order now, the yellow paint job magically doubles your salary. Rip-off of a car tail; hook this bad boy to a car (or, you know.. a rocket toilet) to increase your flight time drastically! (Never burns, no matter what speed your going!) Spiky hair; wacky hair reaching up for those colorful stars (your drunk) and those flies (that stay in mid-air forever).. A full FIVE METER LONG!

Rocket Toilet

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Dec. 30, 2010

Rating: 940

How is it that covering the great distance of a meter in a roller chair toilet can get you over ten dollars? No wonder this guy is nude, having the time of his life crapping in a rocket toilet!

Fantasy Online

Play Fantasy Online

Dec. 29, 2010

Rating: 12

This doesn't happen a lot, but when it does.. you cry for mercy. Monsters almost always drop their leftovers (bone dust, spider guts, stuff like that) Sometimes monsters drop potions, armor. And rarely to they drop weapons. And it's extremely rare to get an amazing weapon. But what happens when you kill the monster, you see an amazing weapon then you have to 'BRB' or you have to drop something from your bag because it's full? Once the monster goes off the map, the weapon can't be picked up! So, once your back from your 'BRB' session, you cry for mercy 'OH PLEASE, PLEASE LEMME PICK IT UP! PLEASEE!' and you cry yourself to sleep.. or eat cookies.. I personally, somewhat do both. Somewhat. Vote for a longer monster death time? I guess? (Normally, monsters take 10 seconds and then it fades away.. just adjust it to 20 seconds or better yet, 30! Thanks FO staff, and Kongregate!)

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