ItsTommy's Comments

"You dick." Best.

I've loved games like this ever since Tyrian on DOS.

Might I add, damn you haddock!

... because many unimaginative and unoriginal children use this website. Also, damn you, piano!

The bosses were challenging, otherwise it was a piece of cheesecake.

Apparently, turning the volume up makes the game more fun. It's a lie.

Step 1 of 1: Hold UP.

Greenland megasucks.