Iwontcutmybeard's Comments

Warehouse issues aside, I do love my new dog. Dunno what he does, but he's here :) The toy mission was very cute.

Anyone know where to find these "second level specializations" I should now be able to upgrade after researching Military Training 2?

@Tshabal congrats! Forgot to add that one yeah, it's truly a life-saver. Great strategy :)

Shouldn't all be necessary tbh, but any of these will make things way easier.

@Tshabal, have you reduced the threat to 0, fully upgraded your weapons and gotten all allies you can?

A little more complicated than the others, makes for some great innovation in the decision series! Love this one, looking forward to the next one!

@GabeW109, you encountered some corrosive (orange) slimes I think. Every now and then, they corrode your weapon -1. The game would have told you, but messages can be easy to miss. It's best to kill these from a distance!

Wish I had an option to see the blocks from up close - the art looks really great! But it can be very hard to make out at this size. Maybe a big popup the first time you unlock a new block? Or just an option to click on them in your block list?

Very fun! Melody 5 (green) is my favorite. Would love to see more varied backgrounds - the difference between options is minimal to the point where it's a little disappointing.

Absolutely fantastic game that had to grow on me - but it sure did! Only minor gripe I have is that it seemed like a fair portion of the "outfits" were only unlocked towards the very very end of the game, when I was already almost done. Didn't even see any dragon attributes beyond the gloves, nor any royal outfits until I'd already beaten in once. An inevitable downside to the fast-paced and random nature I'm sure. Or maybe I just got gut too fast lmao. Really well done! Interesting new take I had never seen before!

Bless you, 14-year-old from 2011.

@AlexNeb, those kinds of gates don't require a key. Instead, there's a lever somewhere on that level. Once you find and pull it, the gate blocking the stairs will be gone ;)

Thank you so much dino72!

I'm a little skeeved out by the fact that attracted spouses are 16 years old, but other than that this game is still fun years and years later!

Sara just married someone named Lobster. 5/5 stars

I really like this game, the simplicity & execution of concept and the gameplay! For improvements I'd like a visual distinction what gameplay each piece of equipment belongs to - it can be a bit of a chore to find newly unlocked ones :) Also the tutorial is a bit vague & incomplete, but I do believe that's an intentional part of the concept? The game's mostly pretty straightforward anyway.

I really appreciate the dev's open honesty about not being able to finish the game. It's really refreshing - I hate waiting for updates that never come! That said, while the bare bones & artwork that ARE there are pretty decent/promising, There's not all that much gameplay here. Let's all treat it like a learning exercise, and look forward to your next work!

Superfun game, original concept, fun multitude of paintings! Does get a bit slow towards the end, as the paintings take quite long to complete. Maybe this is due to the slower low-ranking ants? idunno, but it was a fun game all the same. 5/5

Great game! Took me about 6 hours to complete. One small gripe: I had all but two achievements when I completed the game. Getting Elite Hoarder wasn't all that difficult, but I'm still only at about 27.000/100.000 for Elite Excavator. Don't think I'll be getting that, it's just far, far beyond regular gameplay/fun for me. My completionist heart aches lol.

I nearly cried when I saw my first cow asteroid. That's the funniest goddamn shit. Also quality design, they're like 7 pixels, and still absolutely recognizable. 5/5!