I don't usually agree with the masses on which games suck and which games are awesome, but this game is a shame, especially when you have much better, more interesting and far more balanced games like Sonny on the site.
Get the card, if you're not rocked in the first battle by freaking overpowered monsters (or put it on the easy setting and just farm the card :/ )
Fun at first, but quickly became tedious and grind-tastic. Maybe that's alright for console games where there's more variety in gameplay like exploring, talking to npcs and such, but not for a flash based web game.
This is a tale explaining the manner in which My way of life was rotated along a Y axis until it reached a position roughly 180 degrees from that which it started If I could have 60 seconds of your time, simply place your posterior in the selected location And I will relate to you the details of how I was made the male monarch of the district of the City of Los Angeles, California commonly referred to as Bel-Air (coordinates 34.08333 -118.44778)
In the western region of the “City of Brotherly Love” known as Philadelphia my mother expelled me from her womb and indeed that is also where I spent my childhood in my mother’s care The majority of my time was spent in a recreational area containing such diversions as a jungle gym, swing set, sand box, etc. I was typically at the height of leisure while frequently at a temperature slightly below what might be considered standard room temperature Outside of my educational institution I was engaging in a game of basketball with some of my friends When a couple of gentlemen who seemed to be of the disposition to cause a great deal of mischief Began causing a great deal of chaos and disharmony in the area in which I lived I was involved in one rather small bout of fisticuffs after which my mother became concerned for my general safety and well-being And she informed me that I would be moving in with her sister and her sister’s husband in the previously mentioned community of Bel-Air
I implored my mother to relent approximately 24-48 hours ago Yet she gathered my belongings in a somewhat flat, rectangular shaped piece of luggage and expelled me from her presence She placed her lips upon my cheek in an affectionate manner and handed me a pre-purchased pass for public transportation I placed the headphones for my personal music system into my ears and verbalized the idea that I may as well impact this situation with my foot Traveling in the highest available level of comfort, this is indeed an unfortunate situation (although I make this statement with some irony) Consuming the juices obtained by the squeezing of the fruit of a Citrus sinensis from a piece of glass stemware commonly reserved for the sipping of sparkling wine originating from the Champagne region of France I pause to wonder if this is indeed how the residents of the admittedly upper-class neighborhood of Bel-Air commonly live Indeed I find this situation may be rather to my enjoyment
I puckered my lips and exhaled forcefully to produce a shrill note in order to gain the attention of a taxicab driver and as the driver approached I observed his California vanity plate which in place of the traditional jumble of alpha-numeric characters, used only the letters F, R, E, S, and H, spelling out the word “fresh” and from his rearview mirror dangled a pair of oversized, fur-covered cubes decorated to look like the six-sided dice commonly used in gambling and board games In such a situation I could have made a statement about the unusualness of this particular taxicab to the point of it being nearly unique Instead I cogitatively decided against it and instead informed the driver that he should deliver me to what was to become my new home in the community of Bel-Air
We pulled up to a large domicile sometime between the hours of 7 and 8 o’clock And in a loud tone of voice I informed the cab driver that at some undetermined point in the future I would again detect his odor through my sense of olfaction I gazed about the region of land that I was destined to rule, reflecting on my arrival Where I would claim my rightful place upon the throne, from which I would govern the community of Bel-Air as monarch
Now that I've tried some other stages I agree, it's really frikken easy to get the card, and most of the stages don't work.
Just go to defense and sit there.
I have to agree with everyone else, the tracking runner's killed thing for the card is way off. I'm on level 8 and it says I've killed 8 runners, which is completely off. Please fix this (or better yet, choose a different game for the card challenge. The controls are crap and the game is buggy.)
Don't listen to all the whiners, this game is fun, addictive, and enjoyably retro. If you like SHMUPs, pixel art, retro music and the like this is your game. If you want a badly drawn generic anime action thing like 90% of Newgrounds.com, then yeah, you'll be disappointed.
Unoriginal, bad graphics all stolen from somewhere else, terrible controls, generic character choices, bad vector art, blah sound, spotty framerate, sloppy coding, oh and there's made-up Sonic style furry characters that no one will play except the bloke who made this game and his friends.
If I could give zero stars I would.
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