JKnolling's Comments

"So close! Just one away!" Screw you Boomshine.

I agree with you SeaBurial, the 'crazy voiceover/unseen character who puts you through tests/levels' is kind of an uncreative narrative crutch, which, in this case, distracts from an otherwise clever and fun puzzle game.

Super Meat Boy, but with controls that aren't nearly as tight.

I feel like there's nothing to make this stand out from all the other kick/launch/fly games. Click, upgrade, repeat until done.

Also: I like how people going to the pool go fully clothed.

Reminds me of Sim Tower, one of my favorite Sim games.

I attacked at the end immediately. I then felt like I had done something wrong, like maybe I had accidently my friend. Boy was I WRONG.

I thought the art style looked cool and everything, but shit, man, I couldn't stick with it because of the lengthy loading times to do ANYTHING.

So...essentially Audiosurf, right?

Wait, this game is a part of the Saw movie franchise?

This game itself isn't wasn't too bad, but when you have to go down to the comments to learn how to play it, something is definitely not right.

Isn't this just Lemmings, but with a different name? Not to put it down too much; Lemmings was fun too...

Reminds me a lot of, This Is The Only Level. And that's not an insult.

How did the game know about my mole face?

The real crime of those jokes is that they aren't funny.

Why is this game assuming that I eat a lot of beans?

I spent an hour playing this game, 30 minutes of which was spent on the last castle.

Around day 20, the difficulty seems to peak. I'm on day 37 now and have long since stopped having a struggle with the game. It seems the max that will come to the restaurant in a day is 8! With the timers, spatulas, and extra grills, once you have a feel for the game, it stops becoming challenging. Apart from that, it's the best Papa's game yet! 4/5

Wow, they REALLY improved on the series as it went along. This one is still good, but everything is just way more intuitive later on. It'd be interesting to see this one updated with a Papa's Pizzeria 2 or something.

What was going on in the world that caused us to send black people to an internment camp?