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Realm of the Mad God

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Oct. 28, 2013

Rating: 6

Essentially, screw you and your microtransactions.

Bit Battles

Play Bit Battles

Oct. 28, 2013

Rating: 6

Just click-spam as many units as you can in one spot, then use bombs to clear the path. You'll kill them off before their units have time to get to your side.

Super Duck Punch!

Play Super Duck Punch!

Mar. 22, 2013

Rating: 5

Does anyone else have the problem of the KO bar not accepting their accuracy and knocking them out?

One Chance

Play One Chance

Jan. 21, 2013

Rating: 1

The doomsday-esque messages at the beginning of each day remind me of Donnie Darko.

The Imperium

Play The Imperium

May. 19, 2012

Rating: -2

My browser crashed halfway through saving, and the game erased all my buildings. But it gave me infinite supersoldiers, so I guess it's a fair trade. 5/5

Canabalt

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Dec. 10, 2011

Rating: -3

In Soviet Russia, you play Canabalt, because in everywhere else- Canabalt plays YOU!

Storm the House 3

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Nov. 24, 2011

Rating: 16

"General, we're just about to break through the wall." "No. Call the retreat! The sun's gone down!"

IntoSpace!

Play IntoSpace!

Oct. 06, 2011

Rating: 6

225,000 feet, no damage.... 230,000 feet, no damage..... 235,000 feet, NO DAMAGE! 236,000 feet, out of fuel. FML!

Animal RaceWay

Play Animal RaceWay

May. 19, 2011

Rating: 3

In my mind I was all like "They should make the stamina game go faster so that- ohhhhh." Clever, robotJAM.

Evenator

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Apr. 12, 2011

Rating: 14

I thought I got music, but then I realized I had Journey playing in a different tab.

Spikes Tend to Kill You

Play Spikes Tend to Kill You

Apr. 04, 2011

Rating: 9

At first I was like "Pfffft. Easy." But by the end, I was jumping out of my chair, ripping my hair out, yelling random obscenities at the screen, and totally ready to kill a small child. Let me say, this game is a *little bit* stressful.

Pandemic 2

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Apr. 04, 2011

Rating: 11

Now that I've infected Madagascar, I think I can go beat QWOP.

Pandemic 2

Play Pandemic 2

Apr. 04, 2011

Rating: 0

I sold all the symptoms, and yet they still closed everything down and made a vaccine.... a vaccine against a disease that does NOTHING! (I'm imagining a Gene Wilder voice here)

The Company of Myself

Play The Company of Myself

Feb. 24, 2011

Rating: 5

If you hold the front and back arrow keys at the same time, he moonwalks.

Man in Gap

Play Man in Gap

Jan. 21, 2011

Rating: 3

You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind. 'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine.

Whack Your Boss!

Play Whack Your Boss!

Dec. 06, 2010

Rating: 0

Jeez, how many bosses does this guy have?

Wake Up the Box

Play Wake Up the Box

Nov. 26, 2010

Rating: 0

Die, Mr. Box. DIE!

Doodle Devil

Play Doodle Devil

Nov. 26, 2010

Rating: 6

It's funny how we will wait minutes for that dang light bulb to light up... over and over again, yet we won't take the time to watch the dang walkthrough link.

Feed the King

Play Feed the King

Nov. 13, 2010

Rating: 15

Pull the lever, Kronk... WRONG LEVER!

Vox Populi, Vox Dei(a werewolf thriller)

Play Vox Populi, Vox Dei(a werewolf thriller)

Nov. 12, 2010

Rating: 0

yeah, i don't think your body is supposed to bend that way...

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