JaXXup's Comments

Would be way easier to coordinate the jumps if we could see a bit more of what's coming. As it is right now, most of the things that kills is things that were offscreen before you jumped, but got into view after.

:o *goes on to make a "press the button" game*

I guess Alec0001 made some alts to downvote everyone and upvote his own comment...

But now for my complaints: firstly, the lack of "THE GAME" somewhere in... the game digusts me endlessly, at least put it as an easter egg or something. Second, a 92 year old demolitionist shouldn't take 4 shots in the head to die, she's not a zombie.

When I first started playing this, I thought "Great! Another shooter! I thought Kedi could do better than this." But then I shot and killed the first guy, and suddenly, I got information about that guy. Mindlessly, I kept shooting, information continued to pop up. Then suddenly, the game called me out. "Why are you doing this?" It said. "Stop it. You are horrible." It made me think about what I were doing, shooting random guys, with their own life and all, just like that madman I control that shoot 'em down. I'm terrified that many popular games these days are just about this, it's actually crazy how much gun fight and other violence there's in games these days, and this game opened my eyes for that. A true masterpiece.

You are Omega Joe the chosen one saviour destined to murder and pillage everything... Isn't that the opposite of a saviour? :P

You are super Jesus the cold-blooded Christian destined to turn lead into the heavens.

I'm a bad goddess who likes to infect Europe.

After a half hour of play time, the only achievements i'm missing is Frequent Flyer Miles and Clearly Devoted. I haven't even got the poseidon upgrade yet! The game is very good, but the achievements are too easy. I'll still give it a 5/5 though. Can't wait for the Sequel! :D

This puzzle is too easy. I just took a brick, clicked on the puzzle, and it automatically placed itself at it's right place, even though it was on the other side of the screen. Btw, First, and 3/5

*wall of text* I must say, that is the coolest attack animation I have EVER seen! That red button (From Buttonhunt?) didn't stand a chance! And you did this in only 20 minutes? Is that why it's so short? Make it a little longer, and I would give a 5/5, but for now, 4/5!

Shout in my profile, that is

Today, I will give an axe to the FIRST seven people who shout "IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZA!" However, If you fire your laza, you won't get your axe.

I'm giving axes to the first fourteen people who shout: "Runescape is for noobs!" in my profile

This comment haven't got any comments to give, thus it shouldn't exist, but it is here, breaking its own rule of giving no comments, to say: This game rules! 5/5

I'm trading an axe for an axe. Just shout me or leave a weapon and I'll return the favor as fast as I can.

I'm trading axes for everything. Just leave a shout or a weapon and i'll give you an axe.

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