After playing blackjack, and betting on horses a total of 8 times, (during which time I nearly became bankrupt), I now have enough to buy... an energy drink.
General to his men:
Ok troops, listen up! Today when we attack the town, there are three things I want you to do. Firstly, Make sure you wait for any defending troops to come out in front of you and THEN attack them. Secondly, make sure you go in small groups, so it makes it easy for the enemy to outnumber us. Thirdly, and most importantly, even if it's the longest way possible, DON'T GO OFF THE PATH!
In one corner, we have the pick-up truck, weighing around 4000 kg, travelling at 120 miles per hour, and equipped with a semi-automatic rifle, a 450 horse power, twin-turbo engine, 42 inch tyres, and the ability to fly.
In the other corner, we have a few zombies, weighing about 80 kg each, moving at 2 km per hour, and equipped with BRAINS!!!
Ok, 2 questions:
1. Who's supplied me with all the fuel, cars, engines, bullets, weapons, propellers and tyres?
2. WHO THE HELL ABANDONS A PERFECTLY GOOD HELICOPTER IN THE MIDDLE OF A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?
I love how in this game you can be reloading a gun, which would use both hands, and still turn the car's steering wheel:)
(No offence Little John, great game)
Imagine this game in real life- a guy who is the only one not grey and ugly, who kills people in the street and robs their dead bodies of everything they own (including their hearts, for some reason) and is confronted by huge robots with boobs and guns.
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