JackTheFlipper

(I suggest you read this in the Game’s Chat Bar instead or right here.)

Shit… About Me’s aren’t my favorite thing to do. Maybe I should just tell a story? Nah, this is the About Me. I’ll put the story somewhere else.

Anyway, m’names John, but everyone calls me Jack. I like games that give your freedom (Think Garry’s Mod, Crazy Machines 2, or Oblivion) and games that make me think, I.E. Portal. I love Portal. I have a freakin’ lithogram of GLAdOS. Does that make me a nerd? Yes? Glad to hear it.

My favorite movies include:
- The Dark Knight (I saw it three times in the first four days it was out XD)
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
- Donnie Darco (Still need to finish TT_TT)
- The Love Guru (Cheesy in the best possible way)

My favorite games include:
- Portal
- Garry’s Mod
- Half-Life 2 (Ep 1, 2)
- GTA IV
- Call of Duty 4
- Crazy Machines 2
- Etcetera

Hmm… What else do I put? I don’t think there is anything. Might as well tell a story.
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In the beginning, there was the man. He was confused but he knew his purpose; he knew what he was made to do. The forklift, on the other hand, was never confused. He knew that he must bear the man to his destination. The forklifts world was small indeed.

“He draws nigh…” The man thought. His emotions swirled around him. Should he be happy to complete his purpose? Questioning as to who his purpose was given to him by? Sad that he would soon be wandering aimlessly? He didn’t know. He didn’t even know his own name. He just knew the enemy though. Yes, he knew the enemy very well.

The man parked by a river. He leaned down, taking large gulps. He had not drank for several days, and his throat was sandpa-

Whoa, whoa, WHOA. What the f*ck?! I need to pay more attention to what I write. Otherwise it turns out like coke when you pour it. It’s definitely bubbling, it’s definitely doing something, but chances are you don’t know what. I’m gonna stop now before my mind runs away completely.