Jaffersin's Comments

Motherlode 2, I have finally found you.

I like this because it has taught me to understand and accept the TF2 uncrate mentality; First $100: "Good god I got like, 2 unusuals! That's probably like, a profit!" next $850: "ROBIN I WILL FIND YOUR HOUSE AND STAB YOU AND YOUR STUPID HATS WHAT THE FUUUUU-" Next $5: "Cloudy Halloween Moon Swatter and Bergade Helm in a row? I love you, VALVe" Ahhhhh humanity...

I'm fighting a demon named "CrackEater"? 5/5

Were the game not so buggy as it was this could be a masterpeice.

Okay, so I'm just gonna go out on a Limb and assume there's some minor TF2 references going on here with the ships, intentional or not. Being there's similar names between classes and ships with the Pyro, Demoman, Sniper, and "Shock and Awe" being the Soldier class's job.

Now you know that when snails take so long crawling around the edges of fish tanks it's not because they're sucking up algae but rather they're looking for the secret invisible path out.

This is probably the first time I favorited a game before getting to play it.

Billybob strode across the dunes on the back of his smelly black horse, discouraged that he may never find his client, he had gone through many a cowboy just to survive, having to fight off the pistoleers with a scimitar, though ever slice he made only cut into his own self-esteem. What cowboy used a scimitar? Why was he wearing chainmail? Why couldn't he just get a duster and a real horse? Discouraged as he was he knew he had to deliver the wrench, for somewhere along these wind-worn planes there was another cowboy who was in desperate need for it, lest his dispenser and sentry suffer. So Billybob pushed on.

"You are a ridiculous ridiculous pig and you are a pig"... That burns, man. I see why the pirates hate them so much now.

So let's see... I'd like a center button to bring you back to the very first building built by your people so you can quickly access the far ends and very center of your civilization at any time. How about the bonus souls from religion can be generated up-front? That way if your people live a really long time you don't have to wait for one to die for you to get more souls but rather they supply more souls in life and in death, if not religion then perhaps a new factor. While distant perhaps upgrade trees for buings; you don't need to be able to directly interact with them but you can choose what buildings become what upper-level ones. This of course won't be neccisary untill you have developed more factors for upgrades.

Had to stop playing, finished a round with 9,001$ exactly.

"Oh, Splitter, neat little concept, I guess it was fun. Nothing seems to different though s- *sees 'Close Enough' face* 5/5"

worked really well on my Android the first time I played it. Said playthrough was really fun if not a bit simple. The second time around the touch detection lagged, ruining the game for me.

Ah, just finished the game...I wonder what this peice of jewlery would be used for late- "Congratulations! You just won the when ends meet badge and 15 points! See if you can earn the last badge by playing through the whole game and remembering to backtrack and take one simple step right before completing the game again!" FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Thumbs up if you did a jig to brag to your friends.

I spent like, two minutes in the morning playing this game and this is my reward?!

Today on cribs we join a Mr. Stickman, when questioned on his choice of building material for his pimped out house he said "BITCH, my entire house is made of pure gold!" Mr. Stickman's house proceeded to collapse under it's own weight.

I am trying to resist the notion that the map GRN vs. BLU has no relation to the Team Fortress games at all, it keeps coming back, man.

Oh Stickeykeys glitch, how I do love thee... Making many good game unplayable for me.

Pretty good but this stickeykeys glitch make it bitterly, immpossibly unplayable. Shame, shame...