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Mud and Blood 2	Oct. 07, 2013 Rating: 1 That godly moment when you pick up a gunner with 40 rifle skill.
Mud and Blood 2	Oct. 05, 2013 Rating: 0 100 waves on my second game. Sarge is like the Sean Connery of Mud and Blood.
Pandemic 2	Mar. 16, 2011 Rating: 3 I started in Madagascar, and after everybody in Madagascar was infected, a bunch of ships landed there... BUT NEVER LEFT!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Undead Highway	Oct. 11, 2010 Rating: -3 Zombies. How do they work?
My Pet Protector 2	Jan. 28, 2010 Rating: 0 How do you get the best weapon?
Kongregate chat room	Oct. 29, 2009 Rating: 0 I threw a fish at Jim Carrey but Rick James caught my dog and ate my car. What do I do?
Pet The Kitty	Mar. 10, 2009 Rating: 0 Wha....wtf.....But.............You...you bastards......puts gun in mouth I REGRET NOTHING! (BOOM!)
Kongregate Chat	Mar. 08, 2009 Rating: 0 The box of ultimate power is in the weinky. Finkledaff on pupshit should calicrak the findoo. (RANDOMNESS!)
Kongregate Chat	Mar. 04, 2009 Rating: 0 I got lost in the grey box lvl.
Kongregate Chat	Feb. 26, 2009 Rating: 0 The tubbies on roids? Just replace the roids with the platypus urine, and Cartman will zap it them to death by cussing inanely.
Kongregate Chat	Feb. 25, 2009 Rating: -1 Whats the glitch to get your mouse off of the screen?
Kongregate Chat	Feb. 25, 2009 Rating: 0 Throw the ultimate Uber Badass Cat Litter at it. Then pee on the pedestal and explode randomly.
Kongregate Chat	Feb. 25, 2009 Rating: -1 This comment blew up. Its name was Kenny Mcormack. Cause of death- eating fifty alka seltzer and drinking two glasses of distilled water. This death note written by: Eric Cartman.
Kongregate Chat	Feb. 25, 2009 Rating: 0 Iceco, I purified the Temples and killed the Nostalgia Critic. But what about Munky Cheeze? He kills me in one hit and Im lvl 100! And I have the Shit Pickle and the Sword of Uberness! Not even summoning Dr.Phil would help! His reverse psychology attack does nothing!
Kongregate Chat	Feb. 22, 2009 Rating: 0 I got to the part where you have to sneak into the Taco Bell of Death, but I cant beat the Nostalgia Critic. I even tried summoning Shit Pickle! HELP!
Kongregate Chat	Feb. 20, 2009 Rating: 0 This comment was removed by Mr. T, whos mad and taking a personal vendetta against this user for eating his cheetos.
Kongregate Chat	Feb. 20, 2009 Rating: 0 This comment was removed for reavealing to much about sandy vaginas.
Kongregate Chat	Jan. 19, 2009 Rating: 0 KEEP MY LAST COMMENT ALIVE!
Kongregate Chat	Jan. 19, 2009 Rating: -1 I DID IT! I BEAT THE GAME! To kill Dr.Phil, just bitch right back at him and he throws a jar of AIDS at you. Make micheal Jackson drink the AIDS to kill him and chuck norris is dispelled. THen take the poop out of gregs hand and use it on the taco. You will get a dogshit taco which will summon cartmans ass to fight God. When God falls and crushes dark greg, steal his Golden Balls of Power. Then but them in the incubator and pull out the One True Testicle. Go to Limbo and use the One True Tesicle on the Dr. Phil/ AIDS infected micheal jackson mutant to kill him and save the box.....for now.
TextRPG: The Rise of Diablo	Jan. 16, 2009 Rating: 0 Any tips on beating Clone Diablo?

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