Jakeeeboy

Quotes of the Wise Men:

A Wise Man Never Plays Leapfrog With a Unicorn

its funny until someone gets hurt… THEN ITS FREAKIN HILARIOUS!

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf

I have found that it’s much easier to restrain my wrath when the other fellow is bigger than I am

Procrastination gives you something to look forward to

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah

With a stop light, green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘slow down’. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means ‘go’, green means ‘whoa, slow down’, and red means ‘where the heck did you get that banana?’—- THANKS SY!!!

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you’ll be afraid to cough

soda bubbles because of the invisible gnomes supperglued to the bottom after being force feed 3 pounds of beans…. THANKS KK!