WHO BLEW UP THE MOON?! WAS IT THE CHINESE, RUSSIANS OR THE CHIUSSIANS!?" "Um, Sir" "WHAT?" "A kid named Billy called" "GET TO THE POINT!" "He flew in a cardboard box with a spacesuit and a super powered up minigun and blew the moon" "OH MY GAWD!" Should we call NASA and tell them to change their heat-proof shielding design?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "Yes.