JarkoChimchar's Comments

How to get "I Like Turtles" Badge: Step 1: Purchase Tank, Ultimate Weapon, and Missle Step 2: Buy 40-50 Nukes Step 3: Buy a chest bomb (just in case) Step 4: Pray that you don't hit spikes, abducted, or hit too many of those stupid birds that slow you down Step 5: After very good launch (don't settle for a mediocre launch), wait until your turtle is flying steadily across the very center of the screen and hit him with a golden bullet Step 6: Alternate between dropping 3-4 nukes and hitting your turtle with a golden bullet when he is flying steadily at the center of the screen. Step 7: At around 200,000, deploy the missle/jetpack. Step 8: Continue alternations and pray that you don't hit any spikes, UFOs, or dastardly birds. Step 9: Receive badge and regret spending so much time trying to receive it. Step 10: Sleep.

I forgot to mention, your launch has to be nearly horizontal (50-60 degree angle)

How to get "I Like Turtles" Badge: Step 1: Purchase Tank, Ultimate Weapon, and Missle Step 2: Buy 40-50 Nukes Step 3: Buy a chest bomb (just in case) Step 4: Pray that you don't hit spikes, abducted, or hit too many of those stupid birds that slow you down Step 5: After very good launch (don't settle for a mediocre launch), wait until your turtle is flying steadily across the very center of the screen and hit him with a golden bullet Step 6: Alternate between dropping 3-4 nukes and hitting your turtle with a golden bullet when he is flying steadily at the center of the screen. Step 7: At around 200,000, deploy the missle/jetpack. Step 8: Continue alternations and pray that you don't hit any spikes, UFOs, or dastardly birds. Step 9: Receive badge and regret spending so much time trying to receive it. Step 10: Sleep.

So that's why turtles live to be up to 150 years old... They're freaking invincible!