Jashu's Comments

Gosh dern... Why does every single retard on here spell it "Shiney"?

An hero now, please.

Noone chats on the pro chat chat anyway, duh. It's just so we can stay in Kong chat without any (possibly CPU intense) !game. Also for PROFIT!

Use magnet to attract items = troll science

I was once killed by a pigeon with its bare hands.

Well, that was interesting. Great to finally see a story-telling game merged with an RPG using that slidebar, though I'd suggest that you clarify how skills are improved by a character's stats, the abbreviations like (CON) and (DAM) were kind of confusing especially when a skill is influenced by a stat which is described to influence a different kind of skill, maybe just make a simple list with the effects each skill has and what improves them, instead of writing a description of the skill and some skills/characters are seriously unbalanced. On the story-telling side, I loved the story (it will have a sequel right? Can't wait for it) though it was confusing to jump into each chapter without a little introduction, for example it would've been nice to know that Simon was addressing an audience before he started talking.

I'm kinda missing the function that allowed you to load a video with its link, the previous and next buttons and the history buttons, otherwise it's much more useful than the previous version which was great as it was anyway, though I'd like to have that darkER theme back.

I once swam out to sea, and then pretended to be injured, so that dolphins would swim up to rescue me. Once they came up to me, I killed them with my bare hands.

What is love? Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more

Hawt, whale pr0nz o.O

So apparantly I'm holding the top score for highscore. And I did it within an hour. And on my second try. And I ended the game prematurely by running into two bullets. AND, correct me if I'm wrong, apparantly the score depends on the money you collected though I sold all my loot/magnet buffs as soon as I got $20,000 to get the best ship for simply killing and surviving.

Hmm.... Is this a band promo? Anyway the song is great and so is the game.

Game, YUNOLETMEREDUCEGRAPHICSQUALITY? Deciphered: Why won't it let me reduce the graphics quality? It's so damn slow for me!

You should add a notice that a video is suitable only for those of the age of 18 and older which has to be verified every session.

WARNING! The movement of elecrticity in a large body of metal gain cause serious brain damage.

How the hell do you pronounce "Hnilmik? O_o

Why does lookatmyhorse fail? I mean, give it a lick, it tastes just like raisins!

... The ninjarobotdinosaur logo looks just like NPD instead of NRD. And the NPD is a german nazi party. I is offended but the game is still GREAT. I just LOVE how it's so f-ing fast, reminds me of Sonic The Hedgehog except that there is MUCH more to do with the enemies and that there are so many special moves!

FALCON. Next up: Kongre- PUNCH!!!!!!

although kong wont let it go fullscreen you can zoom in ('ctrl' + '+'/mousewheel) but that might cut off the chat so: DAMMIT!